Grand Opening and Contest

Coffee Plantation's Grand Opening Party is on January 29th. Music, food, coffee drinks, and neighborly good times are to be expected.

It is the smoothie maker "Cone Of Silence" (COS) contest that may well be the highlight, however.

For everyone who is a regular at Coffee Plantation, as well as guests and visitors, the roar of the machine that blends the (actually quite) delicious smoothie drinks is a hysterically funny break in the routine, like an airplane starting up or the roar of a friendly Tyrannosaurus rex dinosaur who happens to drop in to bellow out a kind but uproarious "HELLO!"

In order to amend this noisy, moment-jarring suspension of reason, Diane and Theo (and regulars Rick and Mongo) have come up with a unique opportunity.

Build the best smoothie maker "Cone of Silence," and win a cup of java a day for a year!

Each COS will be graded on practicality, space efficiency, and aesthetics' value (after all, it is Key West).

Here are the space dimensions for construction:

8" deep
7" wide
16" tall


On behalf of the mental health and peace of mind of the clients, customers, and caretakers and neighbors within a 100 yd radius of Coffee Plantation, very very good luck! ;)

See you on the 29th!