The ultimate driving machine

Bright as the Sun, Sharp as Coral rock and just as cool as myself. Tony the Pirate constructed the new Theo bicycle, he did such a great job on it that he had a hard time parting from it.
It started out with Diane buying me a Conch Cruiser bicycle from Marty. After a few test drives on this great gift we found that I had no brakes and another few minor problems that needed attention.
Of course Tony the Pirate ( one of our biggest iced Cafe Con Leche customer ) is a bicycle tycoon and convinced me with a few minor adjustments this bike could be a great cruiser...

After a new frame, new tires, new wheels, new pedals, new steering wheel, new seat, new fenders, new chain, and all the new bolts and screws. we have our updated Bicycle.
Hmmmm, not really that many old parts.
Thanks Tony, Great job.